Just wait for the tune to come in at 2:36..
9/13/08
9/11/08
STRAIGHT GREASE
Lewd vandal leaves greasy imprint on Neb. town
15 comments Sept. 11, 2008 02:12 PM
Associated Press
VALENTINE, Neb. - Boy, how people here wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark.
Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his groin, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.
"This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride.
Some residents of Valentine, a town of about 2,650 people, find some humor in the strange vandalism and have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit." But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks.
"We were completely grossed out," said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. "One day I walked into the office and an employee said, 'Oh, my God, we've been struck!' "
The police chief is far from amused.
"It's not funny," McBride said. "We're worried about the next step."
It started in spring 2007, when the window of a Methodist church was greased with an imprint. McBride figured it was a high school prank. But the church kept getting hit, even after police staked it out.
The bandit struck business after business, window after window last summer.
Then he - and maybe, McBride said, copycat vandals - stopped over the fall and winter.
"People said he was done," McBride said. "Then he started back up this summer."
During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.
McBride said no one has reported seeing the vandal in action. The only clue is a blurry picture of him caught by a surveillance camera at the middle school last year.
The man was 6-feet-tall or slightly taller, and slender. He had a dark complexion, and McBride said the man's dark hair was styled in a "1980s, feathered look."
Valentine, in remote north-central Nebraska, promotes itself as "The Heart City." Downtown sidewalks are painted with hearts, and locals encourage people from around the country to send their Valentine's Day cards to the local post office so they can be mailed out with the word "Valentine" stamped on them.
"This is not normal behavior for Valentine," Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said. "It's not funny or something people want to be exposed to."
15 comments Sept. 11, 2008 02:12 PM
Associated Press
VALENTINE, Neb. - Boy, how people here wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark.
Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his groin, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.
"This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride.
Some residents of Valentine, a town of about 2,650 people, find some humor in the strange vandalism and have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit." But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks.
"We were completely grossed out," said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. "One day I walked into the office and an employee said, 'Oh, my God, we've been struck!' "
The police chief is far from amused.
"It's not funny," McBride said. "We're worried about the next step."
It started in spring 2007, when the window of a Methodist church was greased with an imprint. McBride figured it was a high school prank. But the church kept getting hit, even after police staked it out.
The bandit struck business after business, window after window last summer.
Then he - and maybe, McBride said, copycat vandals - stopped over the fall and winter.
"People said he was done," McBride said. "Then he started back up this summer."
During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.
McBride said no one has reported seeing the vandal in action. The only clue is a blurry picture of him caught by a surveillance camera at the middle school last year.
The man was 6-feet-tall or slightly taller, and slender. He had a dark complexion, and McBride said the man's dark hair was styled in a "1980s, feathered look."
Valentine, in remote north-central Nebraska, promotes itself as "The Heart City." Downtown sidewalks are painted with hearts, and locals encourage people from around the country to send their Valentine's Day cards to the local post office so they can be mailed out with the word "Valentine" stamped on them.
"This is not normal behavior for Valentine," Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said. "It's not funny or something people want to be exposed to."
9/5/08
8/26/08
8/25/08
Sierra Vista resident Danny Dukinfield
From one of my fav sites.. AZ Central's 'OFFBEAT' section
Man wearing skirt, corset busted while tailing girl
20 comments Aug. 25, 2008 12:38 PM
SIERRA VISTA - Police in Sierra Vista say they arrested a man after he was spotted following a schoolgirl while armed with a knife and dressed in a woman's corset and skirt.
Police spokeswoman Officer Tracy Grady says an Imagine Charter School employee spotted 47-year-old Danny Dukinfield following a girl just before school started on Tuesday.
The girl was listening to a music player and was unaware she was being followed.
Grady says the employee yelled and told the child to run. She did.
Arriving officers detained Dukinfield, and Grady says he gave officers a fake name.
He was arrested for providing false information to police officers and on two outstanding warrants.
Dukinfield admitted to officers that he was intoxicated.
Man wearing skirt, corset busted while tailing girl
20 comments Aug. 25, 2008 12:38 PM
SIERRA VISTA - Police in Sierra Vista say they arrested a man after he was spotted following a schoolgirl while armed with a knife and dressed in a woman's corset and skirt.
Police spokeswoman Officer Tracy Grady says an Imagine Charter School employee spotted 47-year-old Danny Dukinfield following a girl just before school started on Tuesday.
The girl was listening to a music player and was unaware she was being followed.
Grady says the employee yelled and told the child to run. She did.
Arriving officers detained Dukinfield, and Grady says he gave officers a fake name.
He was arrested for providing false information to police officers and on two outstanding warrants.
Dukinfield admitted to officers that he was intoxicated.
8/20/08
Knickle II
Due to the overwhelming response to Knickle's initial appearance, he decided to make another
promo pic for everyone. Note the necklace combo...
promo pic for everyone. Note the necklace combo...
8/14/08
Knickle Part 1
What do you say when someone in your work sends you a picture of their son with macpaint esque writing surrounding him in his cage? Well.. you save it and share.
Here's Knickle:
His hobbies include eating dog food and rocks while sporting chains. Don't worry. He can't bite you through the screen.
8/6/08
Drugs are like that.
cookies are drugs. I'm an addict.
A big ole' needle! Drugs are like that.
Chip is a shredder. Doug is a dog.
1994, exactly how it went down.
A big ole' needle! Drugs are like that.
Chip is a shredder. Doug is a dog.
1994, exactly how it went down.
8/2/08
"Diamond" David Lee Roth
Growing up my first tape was VH's '1984' for obvious reasons: this sweet dude right here..
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