I'm sure most of this is fake, but if this lady really isn't a crackwhore she is far more deserving of an Academy Award nomination than that annoying girl from Juno . On a side note to Trapper and Meal: check out how much this guy looks like Database Danny.
2/26/08
I found Meal Stewmaker
I was wondering why Meal Stewmaker had been absent for so long; he said he was sick, but i suspected otherwise, and then I found this. Your new nickname should be Meal Currymaker.
I Guess They're Aren't Any Nickelback Fans In Portugal
but hey, look on the bright side, Chad Kroeger, at least you still have legions of retards in America who will fill arenas to listen to your shitty music; and the last time i checked, you still have your sick goater and greased hairdo.
At least they got Kate right
Her broad shoulders, disappointing cleavage, feathered masculine hair and Barnes-esque arms translate well to these Lego figures, everyone else is a complete disappointment. Actually Hurley isn't bad either.
2/22/08
2/20/08
Blogging about a blog.
I came across this witty piece of literature while I was avoiding doing my school work today. Some of the entries are pretty ridiculous, however, some are spot on.
For example: #4, #10, #19, #25, actually all of page 5 is pretty accurate.
I think I just wasted about an hour and half reading those and then posting about reading those. I didn't really plan on passing school anyways.
For example: #4, #10, #19, #25, actually all of page 5 is pretty accurate.
I think I just wasted about an hour and half reading those and then posting about reading those. I didn't really plan on passing school anyways.
First of all: Travis.. Second: Is McClatchy News always this amazing??
Drug gains a buzz as hip or dangerous
Jim Sanders McClatchy NewspapersFeb. 20, 2008 09:27 AM
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - California kids legally can tune in, turn on and freak out these days with a potent, mind-altering drug that is readily available but targeted for a crackdown by police and lawmakers.Typically smoked or chewed, Salvia divinorum has become increasingly known on the Internet the past few years through sales on eBay and through YouTube videos of users tripping with it.The drug is produced from a Mexican plant used by Mazatec Indians for healing and ritual prophecy. Users in the United States have reported effects ranging from relaxation and sensual pleasure to out-of-body experiences and frightening hallucinations.
"This is the first really new illicit drug in a long time," said Dr. John Mendelson, a researcher at California Pacific Medical Center who is preparing to study how much salvia users must consume to become intoxicated.San Bernardino County Sheriff's Lt. Jerry Davis, who is pushing legislation to ban sales to minors, said one woman who used salvia - sometimes called "Sally D" or "magic mint" - claimed that her miniblinds suddenly began beating her."She had a burrito on the table," he said, reporting her hallucination. "It grew legs and teeth and started to attack her."A Delaware woman, Kathy Chidester, is pushing to outlaw salvia nationwide after her 17-year-old son Brett Chidester committed suicide two years ago - a death that a medical examiner ruled stemmed, in part, from the teen's use of the drug. Chidester said her son, a straight-A student, balked at her appeals to stop smoking salvia, which he purchased from a Web site. "He said, Mom, it's legal,'" Chidester recalled. "He said, If there was something really, really wrong with it, it would not be legal.'"Daniel Siebert, a Malibu herbalist, counters that media coverage of salvia has been unfair. It is not a party drug, does not produce a euphoric high, is not addictive, and can be used responsibly for introspection, he said."It's kind of like a tool for gaining greater understanding," said Siebert, who has used the drug many times, sells it via the Internet, and has written a user's guide that describes its effects as "divine inebriation."Siebert said users will experience varying degrees of impact, depending partly on dosage and how the drug is consumed. Salvia, whose active component is "salvinorin A," is an herb in the mint family."Salvia has much to offer: fascinating psychoactive effects, sensual enhancement, magical journeys, enchantment, apparent time travel, philosophical insights, spiritual experiences and perhaps even healing and divination," Siebert says in his user's guide.The manual warns that salvia should be used only by adults in a "thoughtful, intelligent manner," and that a companion should be present if a user is taking doses high enough that he or she might "freak out, become confused, injure (himself), fall, or do anything that might harm others."Siebert said salvia's visionary effects typically resemble a dream, with users not feeling like they are under the influence of a drug...
Jim Sanders McClatchy NewspapersFeb. 20, 2008 09:27 AM
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - California kids legally can tune in, turn on and freak out these days with a potent, mind-altering drug that is readily available but targeted for a crackdown by police and lawmakers.Typically smoked or chewed, Salvia divinorum has become increasingly known on the Internet the past few years through sales on eBay and through YouTube videos of users tripping with it.The drug is produced from a Mexican plant used by Mazatec Indians for healing and ritual prophecy. Users in the United States have reported effects ranging from relaxation and sensual pleasure to out-of-body experiences and frightening hallucinations.
"This is the first really new illicit drug in a long time," said Dr. John Mendelson, a researcher at California Pacific Medical Center who is preparing to study how much salvia users must consume to become intoxicated.San Bernardino County Sheriff's Lt. Jerry Davis, who is pushing legislation to ban sales to minors, said one woman who used salvia - sometimes called "Sally D" or "magic mint" - claimed that her miniblinds suddenly began beating her."She had a burrito on the table," he said, reporting her hallucination. "It grew legs and teeth and started to attack her."A Delaware woman, Kathy Chidester, is pushing to outlaw salvia nationwide after her 17-year-old son Brett Chidester committed suicide two years ago - a death that a medical examiner ruled stemmed, in part, from the teen's use of the drug. Chidester said her son, a straight-A student, balked at her appeals to stop smoking salvia, which he purchased from a Web site. "He said, Mom, it's legal,'" Chidester recalled. "He said, If there was something really, really wrong with it, it would not be legal.'"Daniel Siebert, a Malibu herbalist, counters that media coverage of salvia has been unfair. It is not a party drug, does not produce a euphoric high, is not addictive, and can be used responsibly for introspection, he said."It's kind of like a tool for gaining greater understanding," said Siebert, who has used the drug many times, sells it via the Internet, and has written a user's guide that describes its effects as "divine inebriation."Siebert said users will experience varying degrees of impact, depending partly on dosage and how the drug is consumed. Salvia, whose active component is "salvinorin A," is an herb in the mint family."Salvia has much to offer: fascinating psychoactive effects, sensual enhancement, magical journeys, enchantment, apparent time travel, philosophical insights, spiritual experiences and perhaps even healing and divination," Siebert says in his user's guide.The manual warns that salvia should be used only by adults in a "thoughtful, intelligent manner," and that a companion should be present if a user is taking doses high enough that he or she might "freak out, become confused, injure (himself), fall, or do anything that might harm others."Siebert said salvia's visionary effects typically resemble a dream, with users not feeling like they are under the influence of a drug...
2/16/08
2/15/08
2008 Patriots Went 19-0
Okay, not really, but as far as poor Nicaraguan children are concerned they did. I used to always wonder what they did with the hats and t-shirts that proclaimed victory for the losing team in a championship game, well, according to this article, it looks like they end up on the heads and backs of poor Central American children who don't know Tom Brady from Tom Petty.
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