Whatever you do, don't watch this.

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The 400lb man in the office sent me this:

175_burger

youth on cid'

Atlanta's Air Force

Just wait till about 3:04 in.

Dog Police 'Dog Police'

This is completely fucked.

Ben hooked up this vid of the ultimate creep:

For Mike: 'I want those sweets'

Getting Gnarly with the Lordy

I always find it extremely annoying when stars try to use their fame to push a cause; whether it's that dip shit Dennis Miller talking politics, Rosie O'Donnell's fat-ass pushing gay rights, or that haggard, dumb cunt Cameron Diaz reminding us all of the global warming problem by driving a Prius, celebrities seem to only offer annoying distractions rather than real solutions. Nowhere is this more apparent than with actor Steven Baldwin and his Skate Ministries. For those of you who are unaware, the guy from Bio-Dome used to be an enormous fuck up, but he found Jesus and is now busy saving the souls of young people by spreading the word of the lord at skateparks across the US. Extreme!

It's Fun to do Bad Things...and Drive Into a Car

Remember that movie Problem Child and its subsequent sequels? Well, if instead of an ugly ginger kid the Problem Child, Junior, was played by a fat-ass, sassy black kid this kid would be perfect. His parents probably long for the day when their only worry about young Laterian was juvenile diabetes.

Cunt Smasher

It's unlikely that this guy was actually referred to as Cunt Smasher when he was on Geraldo, but let me assure you that after this performance every woman in the audience knew he was the Cunt Smasher.

The Muska?

taken from here.

I know it's May, but holy shit... Reggae Xmas

Real People: Harold Sanford

I wish I had more of Mr. Carter's work because it really makes sense.

Bio By Harold Sanford Carter III
Greeting's to my peers and teachers; My full legal government name is listed above and is a reflection of vibratory sounds that conscious minds have all agreed upon. Before I can put a disrotation on a self realization paper I would like to start off by giv-
ing all ye my upmost blessings and good wishes to all of your endeavors and life lessons.
I was conceived and born in Manchester, New Hampshire exactly thirty one ye-
ars before the myan calendar ends. I grew up in a chemical make up of french-Indian ge-
netics surrounded by the mentality of New England echo boomers. I did not ask to be born nor will I ask to die. One thing I do attend to is the life lessons I must learn in this incarnation. Simply put I place myself in a world of seeking and questing.
The people around me were abusive and poor and considered lower class Americans. I am the result of the socioty I was born into and I am the reflection therof. Of course this sounds somewhat like a west side story and to be honest that is the case.
A rose seems to grow from concrete and I am the result of the statement. I am the dark when it is light and the light when it is dark. I am a rebel without A cause. But I also have rebellion to things that are worthwhile to my consciousness. I try every day to obtain equallibrium of balance and to learn the lessons I was sent here To earth to learn so when I find myself in a position to be reborn in the next life I can Have the upper hand on my souls spiritual evolution.

Electric Company Opening

HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSS!




GREASE

Mother's Day

Ariel Pink 'Gray Sunset'

David Brent "Free Love"

Eddie "Party All The Time"

We've heard it all before, but the intro is unreal. "Put ya 'phones on man"

L. Richie "Dancing on the Ceiling"

It's been too long.

Cookie O' Puss

Thy Nizz...I Mean, Thy Jester.

I'm not sure what's better here, Patches punting a baby or Justin's acting.

Illusionators: 'We're Sorry' parts 1 &2

It's kew, John Daly owns the joint.