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11/12/08
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9/11/08
STRAIGHT GREASE
Lewd vandal leaves greasy imprint on Neb. town
15 comments Sept. 11, 2008 02:12 PM
Associated Press
VALENTINE, Neb. - Boy, how people here wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark.
Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his groin, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.
"This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride.
Some residents of Valentine, a town of about 2,650 people, find some humor in the strange vandalism and have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit." But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks.
"We were completely grossed out," said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. "One day I walked into the office and an employee said, 'Oh, my God, we've been struck!' "
The police chief is far from amused.
"It's not funny," McBride said. "We're worried about the next step."
It started in spring 2007, when the window of a Methodist church was greased with an imprint. McBride figured it was a high school prank. But the church kept getting hit, even after police staked it out.
The bandit struck business after business, window after window last summer.
Then he - and maybe, McBride said, copycat vandals - stopped over the fall and winter.
"People said he was done," McBride said. "Then he started back up this summer."
During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.
McBride said no one has reported seeing the vandal in action. The only clue is a blurry picture of him caught by a surveillance camera at the middle school last year.
The man was 6-feet-tall or slightly taller, and slender. He had a dark complexion, and McBride said the man's dark hair was styled in a "1980s, feathered look."
Valentine, in remote north-central Nebraska, promotes itself as "The Heart City." Downtown sidewalks are painted with hearts, and locals encourage people from around the country to send their Valentine's Day cards to the local post office so they can be mailed out with the word "Valentine" stamped on them.
"This is not normal behavior for Valentine," Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said. "It's not funny or something people want to be exposed to."
15 comments Sept. 11, 2008 02:12 PM
Associated Press
VALENTINE, Neb. - Boy, how people here wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark.
Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his groin, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.
"This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride.
Some residents of Valentine, a town of about 2,650 people, find some humor in the strange vandalism and have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit." But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks.
"We were completely grossed out," said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. "One day I walked into the office and an employee said, 'Oh, my God, we've been struck!' "
The police chief is far from amused.
"It's not funny," McBride said. "We're worried about the next step."
It started in spring 2007, when the window of a Methodist church was greased with an imprint. McBride figured it was a high school prank. But the church kept getting hit, even after police staked it out.
The bandit struck business after business, window after window last summer.
Then he - and maybe, McBride said, copycat vandals - stopped over the fall and winter.
"People said he was done," McBride said. "Then he started back up this summer."
During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.
McBride said no one has reported seeing the vandal in action. The only clue is a blurry picture of him caught by a surveillance camera at the middle school last year.
The man was 6-feet-tall or slightly taller, and slender. He had a dark complexion, and McBride said the man's dark hair was styled in a "1980s, feathered look."
Valentine, in remote north-central Nebraska, promotes itself as "The Heart City." Downtown sidewalks are painted with hearts, and locals encourage people from around the country to send their Valentine's Day cards to the local post office so they can be mailed out with the word "Valentine" stamped on them.
"This is not normal behavior for Valentine," Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said. "It's not funny or something people want to be exposed to."
9/5/08
8/26/08
8/25/08
Sierra Vista resident Danny Dukinfield
From one of my fav sites.. AZ Central's 'OFFBEAT' section
Man wearing skirt, corset busted while tailing girl
20 comments Aug. 25, 2008 12:38 PM
SIERRA VISTA - Police in Sierra Vista say they arrested a man after he was spotted following a schoolgirl while armed with a knife and dressed in a woman's corset and skirt.
Police spokeswoman Officer Tracy Grady says an Imagine Charter School employee spotted 47-year-old Danny Dukinfield following a girl just before school started on Tuesday.
The girl was listening to a music player and was unaware she was being followed.
Grady says the employee yelled and told the child to run. She did.
Arriving officers detained Dukinfield, and Grady says he gave officers a fake name.
He was arrested for providing false information to police officers and on two outstanding warrants.
Dukinfield admitted to officers that he was intoxicated.
Man wearing skirt, corset busted while tailing girl
20 comments Aug. 25, 2008 12:38 PM
SIERRA VISTA - Police in Sierra Vista say they arrested a man after he was spotted following a schoolgirl while armed with a knife and dressed in a woman's corset and skirt.
Police spokeswoman Officer Tracy Grady says an Imagine Charter School employee spotted 47-year-old Danny Dukinfield following a girl just before school started on Tuesday.
The girl was listening to a music player and was unaware she was being followed.
Grady says the employee yelled and told the child to run. She did.
Arriving officers detained Dukinfield, and Grady says he gave officers a fake name.
He was arrested for providing false information to police officers and on two outstanding warrants.
Dukinfield admitted to officers that he was intoxicated.
8/20/08
Knickle II
Due to the overwhelming response to Knickle's initial appearance, he decided to make another
promo pic for everyone. Note the necklace combo...
promo pic for everyone. Note the necklace combo...
8/14/08
Knickle Part 1
What do you say when someone in your work sends you a picture of their son with macpaint esque writing surrounding him in his cage? Well.. you save it and share.
Here's Knickle:
His hobbies include eating dog food and rocks while sporting chains. Don't worry. He can't bite you through the screen.
8/6/08
Drugs are like that.
cookies are drugs. I'm an addict.
A big ole' needle! Drugs are like that.
Chip is a shredder. Doug is a dog.
1994, exactly how it went down.
A big ole' needle! Drugs are like that.
Chip is a shredder. Doug is a dog.
1994, exactly how it went down.
8/2/08
"Diamond" David Lee Roth
Growing up my first tape was VH's '1984' for obvious reasons: this sweet dude right here..
7/27/08
7/24/08
Something for Everyone
Fucking Tien
too much time on your fucking hands
For Large Shoe-na
For RBG
or if you prefer
For Lanyard Flare
too much time on your fucking hands
For Large Shoe-na
For RBG
or if you prefer
For Lanyard Flare
7/23/08
7/14/08
7/11/08
The Clam Dredger.. lifted
Quote:
New Jersey State Police arrested a 47-year-old man, whose allegedly display of naked Barbie dolls and explicit porn magazines inside his car caused a stir at a Garden State Parkway rest area.
Robert Martin, of Dennis Township, N.J., had women's underwear on a platter, in addition to the naked dolls on the dashboard of his car, investigators said.
State police said there was an outright display of explicit porn magazines and DVD cases on the seats and center console.
Authorities said Martin would park his car at the rest stop every morning, then get a ride to his job working for a clam dredging company in Atlantic City.
Rest area employees who said they saw the graphic display inside the car said they initially couldn't believe it.
Staffers at the New Jersey travel center said they started receiving complaints about the items inside the car several weeks ago and called police.
7/8/08
Friends
I trade office stories with a friend of mine. I think he trumped with me this gem pic of his coworker. This man, we'll call 'Brian'... has this pic on his desk at work. Brian(on the right) is a Father of four, loves to sing songs that "he just can't get out of his head" and eats more for breakfast than a human should consume in an entire day.
7/5/08
"My Grandma reads it!!!"
This total puss was nice enough to delete our kind remarks from his nerdblog (strictly for nerds) and then adjust his settings to review comments before the only people that read his blog (his grandma and other big time nerds) get offended by anything not phagsics related. I'll give you a quick recap of the comment that set it off...
Comment 1
posted by : Bruce (by the way, you suck Bruce)
"Hey this is so awesome, I love being a nerd. That hard hat is so cool, science! science!"
Alright, I'm already over this, posting about this is too boring I want to kill myself. What I was getting at was my post that simply said...
"This blog is for fags"
and that comment following up 4 comments of total praise and nerdy awe really summed up the content to come. here some comments Big Shoe and Drew Rocks put up and we managed to take a screen grab of before they were censored...
7/1/08
6/30/08
Desperate Lives
Anti-Drug spot circa the Royals in the playoffs..
"Everybody does this???" "..only the crazies"
"Everybody does this???" "..only the crazies"
6/26/08
There's no question.. they got em
Punk Doc. from 87' "That's cuz punk rock hasn't existed that lonnng"
part 1
part 2
6/23/08
6/19/08
Life Choices
I'm glad this guy--at least I'm hoping it's a guy--got "Star Wars" tattooed above all of the characters; this way there is no confusion about what you are looking at because there would be nothing more embarrassing than walking up to this morbidly obese, shirtless guy and saying, "Hey, nice Star Trek Tattoos."
Sometimes people can take jokes way too far. There was probably an instance where this guy was being a dipshit and his friends jokingly called him "Mr. Cool Ice", and he decided to get a sticker made for his car, which got a few laughs, but everyone expected him to eventually take the sticker off. Suddenly and inexplicably, he started referring to him self as "Mr. Cool Ice", eventually leading to a tattoo, which turned into 10. Now, when this guy's old friends see him they wish that they would have been less clever and just called him a douche bag instead.
On second thought, disregard that entire story; this guy was born with these tattoos: He is Mr. Cool Ice.
I give this guy's tattoo two thumbs up because it pairs two of my favorite things: internet lingo and Willie Nelson tattoos. What's that? It's Jesus. Well, in that case, it only gets one thumb up, but I'm still lmao.
I've always heard that women like men with confidence. If that is true, I wouldn't want my girlfriend, mother, or daughter anywhere near this guy.
Nothing preserves the memory of a loved one better than getting a portrait tattoo. However, if you commission your meth addicted cousin to save a couple bucks you deserve to get a tattoo that looks less like the pictured woman and more like Jim Carey in The Mask.
HOLY SHIT! Somebody got a tattoo of Corky. I have no idea whether this is a joke or if it's serious, all that I can say is that I would like to meet this person. Maybe we could watch reruns of Life Goes On and discuss the life lessons we've learned, or that episode of ER where Chris Burke delivers the best dramatic down syndrome performance to date, or maybe we could just listen to this song and talk about the importance of eating.
I once heard that 90% of people with face tattoos will commit suicide; I doubt that. But when I see people like this guy, I wonder if that statistic is too low.
If there was any doubt about the sexual preference of fixed gear enthusiasts, this tattoo should clear that up.
I remember in the 80's the group Wham! had a music video for the song "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" where they wore shirts sporting the phrase "Choose Life", and as a child it was the gayest thing I had ever seen; however, since then I have seen things far gayer: Brokeback Mountain, Panic At the Disco!, San Francisco, but this tattoo might be the gayest thing I have ever seen. If 90% of people with face tattoos will commit suicide, 100% of people with "hug life" tattoos should commit suicide.
6/13/08
6/12/08
"I want to get jacked"
Taken from the Mens Fitness article titled The Fittest Guys in America featuring MTV starlet Ryan Sheckler...
What's your perspective on fitness for skateboarding?
I skate a lot with my shirt off, so working out has always been important to me. I almost have as much fun working out as I do skating. And seeing your body change, and seeing yourself get bigger and more toned and cut, makes a big difference in how you feel about yourself. As of right now I'm working out three times a week and it's fun.How did you first get into working out?
Where I'm from, San Clemente, California, there are a lot of high school football players and big kids—fit kids—that are into training. I saw kids getting big and I wanted to get big. I started lifting weights and I got strong. It's a great feeling when people look at you and say, 'Wow, you've been going to the gym.' My dad is huge, and I look up to him when it comes to training—I don't want to be as big as him, but I want to get jacked.
Does partying ever get you off track for staying fit and skating?
No, I have my priorities straight, and I always have. I am a skateboarder and to stay fit for skating I have to stay away from a lot of things. I go to parties and that's fun for me, but between skating and lifting and everything, I know what I have to do the next day, so I'm very conscious about my schedule and keeping it.
What are the biggest physical challenges for you in your sport?
For me, the reason I keep working out and want to get bigger and focus on staying fit is because when you do fall its easier to tighten up and not get hurt. I also wrestle and that helps me a lot with taking a fall. A lot of what I do at the end of they day are things that will help me to not get hurt.
What are some of the things you can do to prepare for competition season?
It's definitely training. It's making sure my cardio's right, making sure I'm satisfied with how I look and being able to roll out of a fall — that takes a lot of stress off my plate.
photos courtesy of Mr. Sheckler's myspace.com page
6/5/08
5/23/08
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5/20/08
5/18/08
Getting Gnarly with the Lordy
I always find it extremely annoying when stars try to use their fame to push a cause; whether it's that dip shit Dennis Miller talking politics, Rosie O'Donnell's fat-ass pushing gay rights, or that haggard, dumb cunt Cameron Diaz reminding us all of the global warming problem by driving a Prius, celebrities seem to only offer annoying distractions rather than real solutions. Nowhere is this more apparent than with actor Steven Baldwin and his Skate Ministries. For those of you who are unaware, the guy from Bio-Dome used to be an enormous fuck up, but he found Jesus and is now busy saving the souls of young people by spreading the word of the lord at skateparks across the US. Extreme!
It's Fun to do Bad Things...and Drive Into a Car
Remember that movie Problem Child and its subsequent sequels? Well, if instead of an ugly ginger kid the Problem Child, Junior, was played by a fat-ass, sassy black kid this kid would be perfect. His parents probably long for the day when their only worry about young Laterian was juvenile diabetes.
Cunt Smasher
It's unlikely that this guy was actually referred to as Cunt Smasher when he was on Geraldo, but let me assure you that after this performance every woman in the audience knew he was the Cunt Smasher.
5/16/08
5/13/08
Real People: Harold Sanford
I wish I had more of Mr. Carter's work because it really makes sense.
Bio By Harold Sanford Carter III
Greeting's to my peers and teachers; My full legal government name is listed above and is a reflection of vibratory sounds that conscious minds have all agreed upon. Before I can put a disrotation on a self realization paper I would like to start off by giv-
ing all ye my upmost blessings and good wishes to all of your endeavors and life lessons.
I was conceived and born in Manchester, New Hampshire exactly thirty one ye-
ars before the myan calendar ends. I grew up in a chemical make up of french-Indian ge-
netics surrounded by the mentality of New England echo boomers. I did not ask to be born nor will I ask to die. One thing I do attend to is the life lessons I must learn in this incarnation. Simply put I place myself in a world of seeking and questing.
The people around me were abusive and poor and considered lower class Americans. I am the result of the socioty I was born into and I am the reflection therof. Of course this sounds somewhat like a west side story and to be honest that is the case.
A rose seems to grow from concrete and I am the result of the statement. I am the dark when it is light and the light when it is dark. I am a rebel without A cause. But I also have rebellion to things that are worthwhile to my consciousness. I try every day to obtain equallibrium of balance and to learn the lessons I was sent here To earth to learn so when I find myself in a position to be reborn in the next life I can Have the upper hand on my souls spiritual evolution.
Bio By Harold Sanford Carter III
Greeting's to my peers and teachers; My full legal government name is listed above and is a reflection of vibratory sounds that conscious minds have all agreed upon. Before I can put a disrotation on a self realization paper I would like to start off by giv-
ing all ye my upmost blessings and good wishes to all of your endeavors and life lessons.
I was conceived and born in Manchester, New Hampshire exactly thirty one ye-
ars before the myan calendar ends. I grew up in a chemical make up of french-Indian ge-
netics surrounded by the mentality of New England echo boomers. I did not ask to be born nor will I ask to die. One thing I do attend to is the life lessons I must learn in this incarnation. Simply put I place myself in a world of seeking and questing.
The people around me were abusive and poor and considered lower class Americans. I am the result of the socioty I was born into and I am the reflection therof. Of course this sounds somewhat like a west side story and to be honest that is the case.
A rose seems to grow from concrete and I am the result of the statement. I am the dark when it is light and the light when it is dark. I am a rebel without A cause. But I also have rebellion to things that are worthwhile to my consciousness. I try every day to obtain equallibrium of balance and to learn the lessons I was sent here To earth to learn so when I find myself in a position to be reborn in the next life I can Have the upper hand on my souls spiritual evolution.
5/12/08
5/11/08
5/8/08
Eddie "Party All The Time"
We've heard it all before, but the intro is unreal. "Put ya 'phones on man"
5/7/08
5/6/08
Thy Nizz...I Mean, Thy Jester.
I'm not sure what's better here, Patches punting a baby or Justin's acting.
5/1/08
4/25/08
COLLECTOR (OOH SPOOKY)
COLLECTOR IS A SMALL TOWN BETWEEN CANBERRA AND SYDNEY WITH ONE GENERAL STORE ONE GAS STATION AND ONE MONUMENT TO SATAN.
ALL THIS COULD BE YOURS FOR $50,000 OR ONE SOUL
ALL NICKS PHOTOS CAME OUT BLANK.......NAH THEY DIDNT
HEAVENLY NICK PROTECTED US
NICKS NOT WELCOME HERE?
THIS GUY WASN'T ACTUALLY IN COLLECTOR BUT STILL COOL
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