Life Choices

I'm glad this guy--at least I'm hoping it's a guy--got "Star Wars" tattooed above all of the characters; this way there is no confusion about what you are looking at because there would be nothing more embarrassing than walking up to this morbidly obese, shirtless guy and saying, "Hey, nice Star Trek Tattoos."


Sometimes people can take jokes way too far. There was probably an instance where this guy was being a dipshit and his friends jokingly called him "Mr. Cool Ice", and he decided to get a sticker made for his car, which got a few laughs, but everyone expected him to eventually take the sticker off. Suddenly and inexplicably, he started referring to him self as "Mr. Cool Ice", eventually leading to a tattoo, which turned into 10. Now, when this guy's old friends see him they wish that they would have been less clever and just called him a douche bag instead.

On second thought, disregard that entire story; this guy was born with these tattoos: He is Mr. Cool Ice.


I give this guy's tattoo two thumbs up because it pairs two of my favorite things: internet lingo and Willie Nelson tattoos. What's that? It's Jesus. Well, in that case, it only gets one thumb up, but I'm still lmao.


I've always heard that women like men with confidence. If that is true, I wouldn't want my girlfriend, mother, or daughter anywhere near this guy.


Nothing preserves the memory of a loved one better than getting a portrait tattoo. However, if you commission your meth addicted cousin to save a couple bucks you deserve to get a tattoo that looks less like the pictured woman and more like Jim Carey in The Mask.


HOLY SHIT! Somebody got a tattoo of Corky. I have no idea whether this is a joke or if it's serious, all that I can say is that I would like to meet this person. Maybe we could watch reruns of Life Goes On and discuss the life lessons we've learned, or that episode of ER where Chris Burke delivers the best dramatic down syndrome performance to date, or maybe we could just listen to this song and talk about the importance of eating.


I once heard that 90% of people with face tattoos will commit suicide; I doubt that. But when I see people like this guy, I wonder if that statistic is too low.


If there was any doubt about the sexual preference of fixed gear enthusiasts, this tattoo should clear that up.

I remember in the 80's the group Wham! had a music video for the song "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" where they wore shirts sporting the phrase "Choose Life", and as a child it was the gayest thing I had ever seen; however, since then I have seen things far gayer: Brokeback Mountain, Panic At the Disco!, San Francisco, but this tattoo might be the gayest thing I have ever seen. If 90% of people with face tattoos will commit suicide, 100% of people with "hug life" tattoos should commit suicide.